Cute Animals T-Shirts

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'You're crazy! I'm 10 times cuter that you ever thought of being!'

'Life is wooferful...'

Raccoon notepad

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Well, it look like somebody has the Christmas spirit."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Puppy.

Sorry

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

'Play dead.'

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!

How Snails Are Born

"It's true, I was such a cute puppy I was once dognapped by a young girl in the neighbourhood! The police got involved and everything..."

"You don't even want to know where your key is!"

After years of experimentation, scientists remain dubious about whether there really is such a thing as the Cute Particle.

"We're going to be late."

A baby chick

Man's Dog Begging For Him.

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

"Tia Carmen could never live without her 'que.'"

"Honestly, ever since I withdrew from the world and submerged myself in videos of round animals, I've been feeling so much better!"

"Hi! I'm on a hippo."