Cute Animals T-Shirts

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'You're crazy! I'm 10 times cuter that you ever thought of being!'

'Life is wooferful...'

Raccoon notepad

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Well, it look like somebody has the Christmas spirit."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Puppy.

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Sorry

Baby frog with fly mobile.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"This is humiliating. Couldn't you drop me a block from school?"

'Play dead.'

May I get a little extra recess time, Ma'am? I've got to hunt and crush my lunch!

How Snails Are Born

"You don't even want to know where your key is!"

"It's true, I was such a cute puppy I was once dognapped by a young girl in the neighbourhood! The police got involved and everything..."

After years of experimentation, scientists remain dubious about whether there really is such a thing as the Cute Particle.

"We're going to be late."

A baby chick

"Hi! I'm on a hippo."

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

"Tia Carmen could never live without her 'que.'"

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'