Cubs Fan T-Shirts

Sammy Sosa

Omara Portuondo

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Young Picasso at the Beach

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Vendor selling testosterone.

Sheltering in place.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Monster Baseball

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Baseball.

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Breakfast surreal.

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'