Customer Service Workers Gifts

"Sorry for the wait, but it's been like Grand Central station in here."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

'One scoop of sh*t, please!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

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"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'