Customer Service Managers Gifts

'How can we see our service through our client's eyes?'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'How would you like your toast?'

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"More croutons, sir?"

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'The customers' suggestions make a lot of sense. I say, let's hire the customers and fire the staff!'

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

"You can't say that to a customer!"

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"That's the Ommbudsman."

'My after-dinner mint was bigger than my steak.'

"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."