Customer Service Challenger Gifts

Salesmen graves.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"If you think my service is bad. . . wait 'til you taste the food!"

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'Of course it's cold. We serve breakfast anytime, but we only make it in the morning.'

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'On behalf of our cabin crew who have voted in favour of strike action over Christmas. . . kindly fill out this form. Please send us your questions and comments about how the strike has effected your plans, ruined your holiday. . .'

"I used to wait tables but I found I was more suited to producing movies."

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

'Hey that's our waiter on his way home!'

Grocery store has no data team to help with customer's shopping experience.

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

10 items or less

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

Harold Was Done Asking Customers About Their Day

Despatch Dept - Sorry, your order is late sir, everybody's away on an 'Improve Customer Relations' course.

'That dog's so greedy - it's only an hour since the last salesman called!'

"I don't know how you managed it madam, but you have got though to someone in authority."

Heck Support.