Curtain Guru Gifts

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Mr Metrosexual.

'Do you like my little black number?'

At the suit makers

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

His and Her wardrobe's

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"That shirt is so last year."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."