Current Event Analyst Pillows

"We're safe now. The pandemic is over."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Laughingstock

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

SAGE mentality

Russia Money Laundering

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Why do you hate the media?

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Non Thought For The Day.

A world divided by the war

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

The Thinker