Current Event Critic Pillows

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Russia Money Laundering

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Non Thought For The Day.

The Thinker

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

Ukraine Pinata

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Sisyphean task with the free press.

Boris in Lockdown

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Inhospitality tent.

"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."

"And in what could be the biggest development for Hispanics in the history of the United States...hold it...I've just been told Hispanic Heritage Month is officially over. When we come back...hidden cameras in bathrooms! Only on the news at 5!"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'