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"It's impolite to point, son, …also the cops could think you have a gun and blow you away."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Government a la Carte

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Russia Money Laundering

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Sybil Obama

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Non Thought For The Day.

Sisyphean task with the free press.

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Ukraine Pinata

Boris in Lockdown

The Thinker

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

"And in what could be the biggest development for Hispanics in the history of the United States...hold it...I've just been told Hispanic Heritage Month is officially over. When we come back...hidden cameras in bathrooms! Only on the news at 5!"

"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

Kim-Putin Summit

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Model United Nations