Current Events Advocate Pillows

"It's impolite to point, son, …also the cops could think you have a gun and blow you away."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Russia Money Laundering

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Non Thought For The Day.

Sisyphean task with the free press.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

Ukraine Pinata

Putin's Mutual Destruction

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

The Thinker

Boris in Lockdown

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"And in what could be the biggest development for Hispanics in the history of the United States...hold it...I've just been told Hispanic Heritage Month is officially over. When we come back...hidden cameras in bathrooms! Only on the news at 5!"

"Mr. President-elect, the NSA is ready for your directives on who to spy on and how much."

Kim-Putin Summit

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

How To Make A Pigs Ear Out Of Swine Flu.