Current Events Observer Pillows

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

Jitter Meter.

U.S. Egg Shortage

Moron-a-virus

Putin and the Ukraine War

Violence At Home

Putin's Lies

My Day by Boris Johnson

YouTube deletes German Russia-Today Channels.

"MOM! Billy says I'm too sane to be a congresswoman!"

The (Strange) Times

Trump Balloon

"Recalculating!"

Putin Offers Aid to the Ukraine

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Self - toppling

Trump plays coronavirus ping pong with Xi Jinping & Vladimir Putin..

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Laughingstock

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Russia Money Laundering

"America’s leaders since 1980"

SAGE mentality

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"