Current Events Analyzer Pillows

"We’ll go for a walk after the world comes to its senses."

"President Trump has ordered the seventeenth year of bombing Afghanistan."

A 'lone wolf' in Halle, Germany?

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

Hate Platforms

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

British savings accounts

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Flags

"They grow up so fast."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Trump pardons

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

National Everything Awareness Day

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

The economy.