"We’ll go for a walk after the world comes to its senses."
Current Events Analyzer Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone interested in current events? Explore our collection of humorous and thoughtful items that blend news, analysis, and a sense of humor. Perfect for keeping their spirits high while staying in the know! From mugs to prints, find something that captures their passion and personality.
A Terrible Shock
"President Trump has ordered the seventeenth year of bombing Afghanistan."
A 'lone wolf' in Halle, Germany?
"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
Schengen
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
British savings accounts
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
Hate Platforms
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
Support the Ex-Troops
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'
Flags
"They grow up so fast."
Torturing the English Language
Build your very own conflict of interest!
"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."
Trump pardons
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
A Q&A with President Obama over jobs
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"
Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
National Everything Awareness Day
"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
Current Events Analyzer Gifts Collection
Current Events Analyzer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating current events with funny, insightful designs that are perfect for every analysis enthusiast.
Current Events Analyzer Pillows
Find cozy pillows with clever designs inspired by current events, adding humor and personality to any space.
Current Events Analyzer Prints
Browse our art prints that creatively reflect today’s trending topics, ideal for inspiring discussion or decorating a news lover’s home.
Current Events Analyzer T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that capture current events and social commentary—great for casual wear and conversations.