Current Event Analyst Gifts

"We're safe now. The pandemic is over."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Laughingstock

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Government a la Carte

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Russia Money Laundering

"America’s leaders since 1980"

SAGE mentality

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Why do you hate the media?

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

Sybil Obama

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Non Thought For The Day.

A world divided by the war

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

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