Current Affairs Analysts Gifts

EU-Turkey Deal

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Skeptic Tank.

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Our Two Parties, Explained

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Archival Warfare

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Russia Money Laundering

Truth

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Mission Kinda Accomplished

The transparent safe box of Panama

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Peace Locked in a Cage