Current Affairs Analysts Pillows

EU-Turkey Deal

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Skeptic Tank.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Mission Kinda Accomplished

The transparent safe box of Panama

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Russia Money Laundering

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Truth

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Twitter censorship

Peace Locked in a Cage