The Definition of Dictatorship
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Democrats: Trump is Dangerous. Let's Leave Him In Office Another Year.
The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 17
Schengen
"Good boy."
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"Welcome to the future"
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
Occu-Pie Mars
"You're fired."
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
In the Guru District
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
They're Not Just That Into It
Flags
Build your very own conflict of interest!
Pretty Flowers
Torturing the English Language
Trump pardons
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
Neo-International Law
UK border controls relaxed.
Oligarchy
A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution
"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
"Away with the warmonger!"
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