News Analysts T-Shirts

Schengen

"Welcome to the future"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Good boy."

In the Guru District

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Flags

Trump pardons

Neo-International Law

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Oligarchy

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."