Curio Keeper Gifts

A Real Find

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

Giraffe and Gloves.

Bus for Giraffes.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

"I keep up with all the journals."

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

"You call that a KISS?"

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

Museum of dog memorabilia

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'Careful, he bites.'

Seated Elephant

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"Lucky!"

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'