Curio Keeper Prints

A Real Find

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

Giraffe and Gloves.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Bus for Giraffes.

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

Museum of dog memorabilia

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

"You call that a KISS?"

"I keep up with all the journals."

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

'Careful, he bites.'

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

Seated Elephant

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"Lucky!"

'I know the zoo had cutbacks but this is ridiculous!'

So your zoo paid to keep you on their team>