Curfews Gifts

Statue of Limitations.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Night-time halo

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

Priest

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

The ecumenical dinner party.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

The Lawman

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Sheriff.

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Gun Ego

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Investigating Yourself

The modern sheriff.

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Uh-oh!

'They say he came to clean up the town.'

'What about high noon? Is high noon good for you?'

'Listen, McDonald, either knock off the E-I-E-I-O, or I call the sheriff!'

'You two gun Billy one leg the bandit?'