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Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

Night-time halo

Priest

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

The ecumenical dinner party.

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The Lawman

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Sheriff.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Gun Ego

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."

The modern sheriff.

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'You two gun Billy one leg the bandit?'

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

'What about high noon? Is high noon good for you?'

Uh-oh!

'They say he came to clean up the town.'