Cupboard-clearer Gifts

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

Organization is not rocket science!

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"We need a better piling system."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Declutter Your Life

Horn of Plenty.

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

Stress and Relief Desk Organizers.

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."

Practical Woodworm...

'I begged him to get a smart reader.'

Landslide Hazard

Cleaning service on skates.

'The buck gets lost here'.

The Desk Bins of Life: Birth, Whoosh! and Death.

'Let me put you on ignore ... I mean hold.'

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

I suggest you call technical support.

In and Out

"Maureen, come in and hold a mirror under my nose."