Closet Cleaner Gifts

Shoe addict.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Closet.

'This closet needs digitized.'

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"May I tidy up the infield?"

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

His and Hers Wardrobe.

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

Is clutter necessary?

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

'Do you like my new dress dear?' (Price reads - An arm and a leg)

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."