Cup Cleaner Gifts

Marriage guidance

Domestic Superheroes!!

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I don't do windows."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Bathroom Fairy

World Cup Fever

"Not guilty?"

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

The household cavalry

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

TV and cleaner

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Dust Bunny

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

In the art gallery

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

A woman pops out of a computer screen to clean it.

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe