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"Baldo and I went fifty-fifty on it. But he doesn't know that yet."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"One day son, all this will be yours."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

School Trip To The Beach

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

a drink at the pub

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

Rome wasn't built in a day.

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