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"Baldo and I went fifty-fifty on it. But he doesn't know that yet."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"One day son, all this will be yours."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

School Trip To The Beach

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

a drink at the pub

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

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