"Don't worry, it's not our own food - we swopped lunches..."
Cunning Cafe Connoisseur Gifts
Seeking the perfect present for a craftily caffeinated friend? Our collection features humorous mugs, trendy t-shirts, plush pillows, and eye-catching prints tailored for those who savor their coffee and their wit. Find something that matches their caffeine-loving, clever personality and adds a touch of humor or style to their daily routine.
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'
Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con
Selling lemon latt�
"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"
'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'
Wifi in Hell
'These are job perks.'
'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'
"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"
"At this office no two days are different."
"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."
Hats and Food
"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"
Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.
'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'
"AHHHH, MORNING!"
Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.
"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."
Allegro con molto espresso
"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."
Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.
'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'
'Would you all please congatulate...'
"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."
'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'
'Who gets the decaf?'
"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."
"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."
Yummy Mummies
Espresso Martini Peacock
Law School teacher.
Mea Maxima Cuppa
'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'
Cunning Cafe Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Cunning Cafe Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the cunning cafe connoisseur and find the perfect witty, stylish, or humorous design to brighten their mornings.
Cunning Cafe Connoisseur Pillows
Comfort and comedy meet on our collection of pillows, perfect for adding a cozy, witty accent to any coffee lover’s home or lounge space.
Cunning Cafe Connoisseur Prints
Find striking prints that celebrate the clever caffeine enthusiast—artful designs to highlight their love for coffee and their sharp wit.
Cunning Cafe Connoisseur T-Shirts
Discover trendy t-shirts designed for cafes and coffee lovers that combine humor, style, and personality—ideal for gifting the caffeine connoisseur in your life.