Cunning Cafe Connoisseur Gifts

Seeking the perfect present for a craftily caffeinated friend? Our collection features humorous mugs, trendy t-shirts, plush pillows, and eye-catching prints tailored for those who savor their coffee and their wit. Find something that matches their caffeine-loving, clever personality and adds a touch of humor or style to their daily routine.

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"Don't worry, it's not our own food - we swopped lunches..."

"Don't worry, it's not our own food - we swopped lunches..." mockup

"Don't worry, it's not our own food - we swopped lunches..."

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"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

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'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!' mockup

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

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Selling lemon latt�

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"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?" mockup

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

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'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!' mockup

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

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"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?" mockup

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

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'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.' mockup

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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'These are job perks.'

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"At this office no two days are different."

"At this office no two days are different." mockup

"At this office no two days are different."

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Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville. mockup

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

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'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.' mockup

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

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"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it." mockup

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

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Hats and Food

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"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves." mockup

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

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Allegro con molto espresso

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"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin." mockup

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

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"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?" mockup

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

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"AHHHH, MORNING!"

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Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

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"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

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'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.' mockup

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

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'Who gets the decaf?'

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Yummy Mummies

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"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..." mockup

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

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'Would you all please congatulate...' mockup

'Would you all please congatulate...'

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"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...." mockup

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

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Espresso Martini Peacock

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Mea Maxima Cuppa

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'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!' mockup

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

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Tired Barbie

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Cunning Cafe Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Cunning Cafe Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the cunning cafe connoisseur and find the perfect witty, stylish, or humorous design to brighten their mornings.

Cunning Cafe Connoisseur Pillows

Comfort and comedy meet on our collection of pillows, perfect for adding a cozy, witty accent to any coffee lover’s home or lounge space.

Cunning Cafe Connoisseur Prints

Find striking prints that celebrate the clever caffeine enthusiast—artful designs to highlight their love for coffee and their sharp wit.

Cunning Cafe Connoisseur T-Shirts

Discover trendy t-shirts designed for cafes and coffee lovers that combine humor, style, and personality—ideal for gifting the caffeine connoisseur in your life.