Cunning Cafe Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Don't worry, it's not our own food - we swopped lunches..."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'These are job perks.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Hats and Food

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Who gets the decaf?'

Yummy Mummies

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie