Culture Embracer Pillows

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Congratulations!

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

You Know You're Old When...

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

Courtney Love

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'I'm all about quantity.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

You can keep your surroundings clean and well-organized, but that won't stop life from sometimes getting very messy.