Cultural Joker Gifts

"HATS...Us Mexicans are supposed to dance on our hats!"

El sissy.

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Fittd shēt

All-Candy Seder.

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Pandora's Change Purse...

Prisoner still life painting.

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

'Golly, is it that time already?'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Time Table

'Good book?'

Eucharist

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

Skywriter's Block

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Artist Painting his Television.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

The Cartoonists

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

''IQ'? -- I thought this was a haiku test!'

Easter Island heads bunny ears.

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

"My art raises complex tissues."

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."