Culinary Multitasker Pillows

"I told you not to wing me at wok!"

Man watches TV while roasting hotdogs on rabbit ears.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Fitness Programme for babies

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

OK, so maybe we've all overscheduled our kids a little.

Piano eight hands.

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

Multitasking.

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

How to play violin while reading a book...

'I've got a tight schedule.'

Cook and PC

I'd clean this place up in 10 minutes. Yeah right. What's that you say? I fold laundry in my sleep. You're talking crazy to a man who can hem his wife's stockings while baking bread. Listen up close. Before my wife got home today, I scrubbed the bathroom tile, made a peach pie, sent out thank-you notes, fixed the kids grilled cheese and repotted the begonia. Now what do you think of that, pansy!? How liberated men compete. Don't make me knit something! I will get busy on you with a dust buster.

Boxer with a pizza

I'm going to give each of my girlfriends a bottle of this wine for valentine's day. A port in every sweetheart!

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

I can't talk now, somebody's accidently booted the system and the server's going down!

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

'Your blender makes good lemonade, Mom. Now, can we make some alphabet soup with your word processor.'

On Weekdays. . . On Weekends

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

Trumpet Clothesline.