Culinary Multitasker Pillows

"I told you not to wing me at wok!"

Man watches TV while roasting hotdogs on rabbit ears.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Fitness Programme for babies

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

Piano eight hands.

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

How to play violin while reading a book...

'I've got a tight schedule.'

Multitasking.

Cook and PC

Boxer with a pizza

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

'Technical Support. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

'Your blender makes good lemonade, Mom. Now, can we make some alphabet soup with your word processor.'

I can't talk now, somebody's accidently booted the system and the server's going down!

On Weekdays. . . On Weekends

Trumpet Clothesline.

Woman Knitting With Her Feet.

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."