Culinary Ghostbusters Pillows

The Ghost of Food

A Club Sandwitch.

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

Welcome Ghost.

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Tartar sauce.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

Cleaning Service.

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

The cake diet.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

'Oh please uncle Jim! Tell us another creepy story of the living!'

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

'I SEE DUNG PEOPLE!'

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

Haunted Gas Station

'How did you ever get this job, Mom?'

"They have to make eye contact with us for us to take over their brains. I think we're in trouble."

Ghostbusters trapping superhero

I think this restaurant may have too many employees. Yes, I would like you to send over the menu steward.

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

Am I sleeping? Is this a dream? I am the Ghost of Christmas Past! Yeah, right. It's November. Obviously. Scheduling conflict. I'm backed up with cheapskates this year. Not buying it. This is just a bad dream. Work with me here. I'm getting an early start!

Paranormal Experience, with Cheese.