Culinary Burglar Pillows

Champion Midnight Counter Surfer

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Funky Chef 2

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

Turkey Autopsy

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

Roadkill Restaurant

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Horse meat scandal.