Culinary Burglar Prints

Champion Midnight Counter Surfer

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'It's my favorite.'

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

The mission: Impossible burger.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

Funky Chef 2

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Turkey Autopsy

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

Roadkill Restaurant

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'