Culinary Crime Sleuth Prints

Try to guess the continent dining...

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

GM Crops Genie.

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

Turkey Autopsy

CSI Fridays

Horse meat scandal.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

The History of Anti-stick

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'