Ghostbuster Pillows

"Be honest - do these glasses make me look scarier?"

"I don't care, she's stealing our wifi."

Paranormal Experience, with Cheese.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"They have to make eye contact with us for us to take over their brains. I think we're in trouble."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Welcome Ghost.

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"