Ghostbuster Pillows

"Be honest - do these glasses make me look scarier?"

"I don't care, she's stealing our wifi."

Paranormal Experience, with Cheese.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"They have to make eye contact with us for us to take over their brains. I think we're in trouble."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Welcome Ghost.

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.