Ghostbuster-in-training Pillows

Heave ho! In I go... - 'Mu-hu-ha-ha-ha!' - 'Mu-haaargh!' -

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Ghost puddle

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'There's an imposter among us!'

Welcome Ghost.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Ghosts from around the world.

Haunted museum

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Lost Property - Missing Head

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You put it on backward, dear."

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."