Ghostbuster-in-training Prints

Heave ho! In I go... - 'Mu-hu-ha-ha-ha!' - 'Mu-haaargh!' -

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Welcome Ghost.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Haunted museum

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Lost Property - Missing Head

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You put it on backward, dear."

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."