Ghostbuster Wannabe Prints

Haunted Gas Station

'I SEE DUNG PEOPLE!'

Ghost in the bedroom.

Welcome Ghost.

'I've just discovered our apartment building was built over an old IRS office building.'

Cleaning Service.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.