Ghostbuster At Heart Prints

"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"

Ghost sperm.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Channelling on the Cheap

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Welcome Ghost.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."