Ghostbuster Wannabe Mugs

Haunted Gas Station

'I SEE DUNG PEOPLE!'

Ghost in the bedroom.

Welcome Ghost.

'I've just discovered our apartment building was built over an old IRS office building.'

Cleaning Service.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."