Ghostbusters Mugs

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'There's an imposter among us!'

Welcome Ghost.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Haunted museum

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."