Ghostbusters Pillows

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Welcome Ghost.

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.