Culinary Ghostbusters T-Shirts

The Ghost of Food

A Club Sandwitch.

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Welcome Ghost.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Tartar sauce.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

Cleaning Service.

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

The cake diet.

'Oh please uncle Jim! Tell us another creepy story of the living!'

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

"I can recommend the steak if you've got your own teeth."

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

'How did you ever get this job, Mom?'

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

'I SEE DUNG PEOPLE!'

Haunted Gas Station

"They have to make eye contact with us for us to take over their brains. I think we're in trouble."

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

Ghostbusters trapping superhero

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

Paranormal Experience, with Cheese.