Culinary Ghostbuster T-Shirts

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Welcome Ghost.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

"If only you knew. . ."

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

Cleaning Service.

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

'Oh please uncle Jim! Tell us another creepy story of the living!'

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

Parisian Bohemians - Proprietor of a rabbit restaurant catching stray cats

"They have to make eye contact with us for us to take over their brains. I think we're in trouble."

Haunted Gas Station

'I SEE DUNG PEOPLE!'

'That stuff about elves helping me is a lot of baloney. I have a research center in Silicon Valley and an electronics plant in New England.'

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

The Ghost of Food

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

Ghostbusters trapping superhero

Paranormal Experience, with Cheese.

Am I sleeping? Is this a dream? I am the Ghost of Christmas Past! Yeah, right. It's November. Obviously. Scheduling conflict. I'm backed up with cheapskates this year. Not buying it. This is just a bad dream. Work with me here. I'm getting an early start!

'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

'Mr Thomas! Don't get on that ship! The rest of the book, To Serve Turkey...it's a cookbook!'