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'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Paranormal A-Z...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Welcome Ghost.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Flies up the ante!

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

Lost Property - Missing Head