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'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Paranormal A-Z...

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Channelling on the Cheap

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Welcome Ghost.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Flies up the ante!

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Lost Property - Missing Head

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"