Culinary Diplomat T-Shirts

Wear their passion for diplomacy and food with pride in our witty culinary diplomat T-shirts. Comfortable and amusing, these shirts make a statement during casual gatherings or dinner parties.

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Monastery Kitchen - Ombudsmonk

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"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef." mockup

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

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"You'll have one bite of everything!" mockup

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

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"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?" mockup

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

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"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!" mockup

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

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"So are you can't cook or won't cook?" mockup

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

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Mayo-A-Mayo

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Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers mockup

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

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"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone." mockup

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

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"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do." mockup

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

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Alphabet soup

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"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table." mockup

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

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"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?" mockup

"Would you mind telling me why you keep hitting a scary-music sound bite every time you pick up your steak knife?"

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"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

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Interfaith dialogue

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'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.' mockup

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

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"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing." mockup

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

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'We'd like a quiet table for 47.' mockup

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

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'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.' mockup

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

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'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!' mockup

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

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'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

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"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!" mockup

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

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Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

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