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"Unlimited, my foot! - It's only good for a 24-hour period!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

"They have a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!"

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

"Well if bread's free, and gravy's free, how about bread and gravy?"

Curry for Breakfast.

'The lower-priced items contain genetically-modified foods not yet approved for human use.'

'Sorry about dinner, honey...ever since your dad was laid off work we've been trying to figure out new ways to make dinner.'

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

'Letting you pick up the check will help you stay on your diet.'

'What's affordable tonight?'

'Eat it while it's still £6.50.'

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