Dining Deal Lover Pillows

"The sign means, all you can eat of the portion we give you."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Regular service or affected?"

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"We're out of flowers."

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"What do you recommend today?"

"How much is the sign?"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

Woman finds something in her soup.

"Oops, my bad … It is vinegar."

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"They have a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!"

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Mom's Diner: "Just like mom used to make."

Heavenly Take Out

'I thought it was my turn to cook, but I didn't make anything because I wanted you to take me out to eat.'