Dining Deal Lover Mugs

"The sign means, all you can eat of the portion we give you."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"Regular service or affected?"

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

"We're out of flowers."

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

"What do you recommend today?"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"How much is the sign?"

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"They have a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!"

"Oops, my bad … It is vinegar."

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

'I thought it was my turn to cook, but I didn't make anything because I wanted you to take me out to eat.'

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'