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Special: Buy any tattoo get a MOM tattoo free!

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Things are looking up!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Underweird bras."

Unusual Offers

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

1/2 price on Day-Old Coffee.

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

"So with 50% sale discount, plus the 30% early bird reduction, a 10% bonus for paying in full and a $100 cash back... we owe you $1.75"

"Even on the internet my Mom shops til she drops"

6-7pm: 'Money can't buy happiness' hour.

"...It's been our special of the week for months now."